I know it's been a long time since I have written anything stupid or offensive, and I feel like I'm getting a little bit soft around the edges, so it is time once again to put on my textual boxing gloves and do some unleashin' of sorts....

My website has been down for a while now. In fact, it has been gone for exactly 4 months. And in that 4 months I have been literally inunndated with two messages of support asking as to when my site will be coming online. Well, the fact is my old site lifeofsuch.com is currently STILL offline, thanks to retard monkeys and bastard pirates.

Monkeys and Pirates. Lets start with the retard monkeys at spiderhosts.net. My domain name was up for re-registration, so I did what all good people do, and paid. Unfortunately, after paying the monkey company to have my domain renewed, they failed to renew it. I think they spent the money on monkey whores and bananas. So my domain was expiring, and I couldn't re-register it until it was totally expired.

SO, I tried another reputable domain registrar service and put my original domain on backorder, expecting them to automatically re-register my domain once it became available mid september, only to have some other bastard pirate sail in and steal it from me! I don't know if the monkeys traded them my domain name for crack, or tie-died sarongs, but now the domain is in the hands of pirates who run stupid advertising ads on it and attempt to ransom the domain back to me for a large fee.

Would you believe the domain squatting monkey drug paying pirates want US$2500 for my domain? Thats over $3500 Australian!!

To be honest, I'm kinda proud that something I made up in my head is apparently worth that much money to some angry geek in a dorm room somewhere, alone and single and in need of a shower. But I wouldn't pay $3500 for my domain name even if it came with a free Pamela Anderson.

...but hey, I'm willing to negotiate... maybe if they throw in a free Jessica Biel?

Anyways, I'm back, and now the new domain name is.... THElifeofsuch.com.