1. nerd quotient
1. Refers to the level or degree of one's nerdiness.
2. The female companionship factor is directly and negatively influenced by increase in nerd quotient.
3. If used in conversation, one's nerd quotient automatically skyrockets.
1. An exponential increase in your nerd quotient has occurred!
2. Steve West is boosting his nerd quotient by +6 by editing Wikipedia articles.
3. Bob: "I stand undefeated at DDR! Wow, I'm really upping my nerd quotient, huh?"

So, why the nerd quotient explanation? I came across a video on news.com.au today, about a new "fembot" that has been created by some form of uber-super geek who obviously didn't have an internet connection, because of course, if the uber-super geek had an internet connection, he would have been too busy playing world of warcraft or editing wikipedia articles to create anything at all.

Late one night, while his internet connection was broken, the uber-super geek realised that he was so very very alone, and had an idea... He would set out to create the worlds most realistic 'fembot', a life-like female robot that looks real, can move and speak, and even respond to commands and touch.

While this sounds like a great idea (and I am sure all you low level nerds would agree), this particular uber-super nerd destroyed his own dream due to his 'nerd quotient'. If you watch the video, you might understand what I mean, but without giving away too much, let me explain with the following explanation.

1) Normal guy.......................................gets the girl.

2) Geek................................................doesn't.

3) Super Geek......................................creates robotic female companion.

4) Uber-Super Geek.............................creates robotic female companion that is so smart she rejects his own physical advances and physically pushes him away and voices her disapproval.

And the video...

For those that cannot see the above video, click here.

Seriously, you just got +36 on your nerd quotient, but a -100% chance of getting action... Oh, and you are also this months LOS stooge of the month.