This is how Wii champions train...

Many of you are aware that I am kinda a total gun when it comes to weeing err, wii-ing. Tennis, mario kart and baseball... I am pretty much up there with the best in the world. I don't mean to blow my own horn, but some within the wii community secretly refer as a pain in the ass God.

So what is my secret? I find that beer really helps. Scotch helps too. In fact, any form of alcohol helps. Not so much for your own wii skills, but if you happen to be able to get your opponent drunk before you play them, your chances of winning increase exponentially.

So what happens when people succumb to my wii tactic?

Well, from the above picture lets just say they get a little overconfident. And for some reason, while they are playing wii against me while I am using the alcohol tactic, they may do some strange things. Very strange things.

So strange in fact that during a boys night a while ago I was playing against Glover, and mid game he looked me in the eye and said:

"You know what would make this game better?"

"More Beer?"

"No. Less clothes..."

Apart from taking a pic or two of Glovers lovely set of breasts, I also managed to secretly film a snippet of footage of a topless glover playing some wii. Of course, he hardly knew he had no shirt (although by the flex above you might think otherwise - or not) so he had no idea I took the footage.

Surprise!!

For those that cannot see the above video, click here.

Oh, and I may or may not have another video...

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