Do not - I repeat NOT - under any circumstances sneeze into a motorbike helmet.

It is also a good idea to keep your mouth tightly closed to avoid any form of sneeze that may involve projecting a green coating of slime all over the inside of your clear protective visor.

If you do sneeze into a motorbike helmet, try to get your sneezing done before you are actually on the bike.

Because it is especially risky when you have your head facing backwards doing a quick check of your blind spot... about to ride into a tight right hand corner.

Of course, sneezing into a bike helmet isn't entirely bad... of course, I am giving Josh his helmet back later this evening...