Kids say the strangest of things at times... especially little chubby kids that obsessively lie and feel the need to tell tall stories to compensate for being a little larger than all the other children. "I have a big stomach and my thighs touch together... and did you know I have a pet Komodo dragon? And a pet Cane Toad."

Take this example from today...

Boy- "How old are you?"

Me- "A thousand"

Boy- "Did you know that people that are breastfed live longer?"

Me- "Uh... great"

Boy- "Thats why my Dad is so old..."

Me- "Oh really?"

Boy- "Yeah, he was breastfed as a baby..."

Me- "Um, yeah... thanks for that. Did you say that deliberately because you saw me pouring milk into my tea? Can you now see me pouring that tea down the drain? See? It's all gone now. Thanks a lot."