(Another random conversation snippet from the life of such...)

"So what did you do tonight?"

"I had my Aunties 50th birthday party..."

"Grrr.... So while you're having a few beers at your Aunt's party, I'm typing away working..."

"No, there were no beers unfortunately. Just a lot of old people and cake. The elderly certainly love their cake... in fact, old people are bandits for cake. Toothless cake bandits."

"You are so slack! it's all they can eat because it's easy for them to chew!!"

"They don't chew... they gum."

"WILL!!! So rude!"

Aunty Glenda, this conversation was included especially for you... happy birthday!