(Voice from the background) "AND STAY OUT!!"

"Can you believe that?... he thinks he knows everything!"

"Yes dear..."

"I mean where does he get off thinking he runs the place huh? It was just an apple!"

"Yes dear..."

"And I mean, his clothes and his white beard are just so outdated and gross. Who wears that? Tell me, what kind of person would wear that?"

"Yes dear..."

"Oh, I'm so big and mighty... look at me... I wear old clothes and don't shave... ooohh. I am all powerful and go around using my smiting hand on weekends... look at me, I'm the boss Adam, I'm so big and powerful... oohh.. I'm God, fear me!"

"Yes dear..."

"Adam, have you been listening to a single word that I have been saying?"

"Yes dear..."

"ADAM! You NEVER pay attention to me!!"

The bible: bringing you the original sin called 'nagging' since... well, forever really.

A little idea Spenny and I worked on a while back... a little Spenny Penny for your weekend on life of such... because everybody loves a little spenny...