There has been a new anti-speeding campaign here in NSW recently, that makes an explicit link between reckless driving and the size of a mans, uh, well... lets just say that men that drive stupidly have small shoes if you know what I mean... With that in mind, the following actual conversation raises a few questions.

Lou - "I was speeding in and out of traffic the other day on the way to work, and then I saw one of those new RTA speeding ads on a big billboard and I stopped and thought 'oh, I have a small penis' and got all sad."

Me - "Yeah... um, you are a girl though."

Lou - "I know."

Now, I'm not entirely sure who I need to talk to about these strange issues rolling around in the zoo that is my head. Do I speak to the RTA about changing their ad to incorporate women that speed? Or do I sit Lou down and explain that girls don't have penises.

Talk about tough decisions...