Tonight was the Colts presentation night, with both all age womens teams, three all age mens teams, and the over 35 mens teams in attendance. To be honest, I didn't even know that we had womens teams, but there they were. You learn something every day.

I didn't stay all that long to be honest... most of the boys were already messy when they arrived at 7, and by the time I left at around 10 they were much much more messy. I stayed there for quite some time, but realised it was time to leave when I noticed a few key signs...

Firstly, I noticed that Presso (who was so drunk when he arrived he was spilling his first beer at the pub down his pants) had begun to dance with both guys and girls indiscriminately. Bad sign.

Secondly, there was an excess of general man humping going on. I know the boys in the team are close, and have showed a lot of heart and comeraderie over the season, but that doesn't mean you need to rub chests with one another, even if you are drunk and think its funny.

Ok, lets be honest... everyone in the team was officially 'off their nut'. Especially Rus, who turned up to the presentation that he missed his award because he was so drunk he was throwing up in the bathroom when he was called for his golden boot award and trophy.

So eventually I left with my haul of three trophies and two metal award mugs... not a bad haul for a season coming back from injury. Oh, and Sam and Ibby, if you want your stuff back its now on my trophy shelf.