I figured I would kick off the new Currarong five in chronological order with what began as a simple voicemail message on my phone...

"Hi, Dr Punjabi? This is Anna, Bens mother. He has been having some trouble breathing and I know he is going to be ok but he really needs you to talk to him and calm him down"
*Womans voice trails off into what sounds like tears*

I look at Josh... confused... what? Did someone just call MY mobile phone, and listen to my voicemail recording that says something along the lines of "Hi, you've reached Will Dance, I can't take your call right now so please leave your name and number and I will get back to you" - and then assumed that 'Dr Punjabi' and 'Will Dance' sound familiar, and gone on to leave a voicemail message anyway?

Are you freaking kidding me? I assumed that whoever it was simply had the wrong number, would realise their mistake and call the real Dr Punjabi. And not Will Dance. But I was wrong... call after call came in, all beginning with something like "Hi, is that Dr Punjabi??".

I was beginning to get frustrated... do I even sound like a Dr Punjabi? Even after a minutes conversation people would still ask for Dr Punjabi, perhaps thinking I was just pretending that I wasn't the doctor to get out of having to help people avoid dying and the like...

It got so frustrating that at one stage I was literally about to answer the phone with a thick Indian accent and say something like:

"Hello, this is Dr Punjabi, how can I be helping of you today?"

Apparently a certain Dr Punjabi (according to the patient who kept ringing me) - a man who has obviously mastered the concepts and mechanisms that effect and influence the human body, has yet to master the concepts of phone digits and answering machines, using my mobile phone number as his after hours contact.

Well done Dr Punjabi, well done. As for the above pic, it was the only thing I could think of that potentially combined the elements of 'Dr Punjabi' + 'Will Dance' in the one image. Of course, with three little indians beating their drums, what Dr wouldn't Dance?

Dr Punjabi wouldn't dance... he is way too busy NOT receiving phonecalls from patients.