I like to think of myself as a person with a rather thick skin. Nothing I see really shocks me, or really shakes me up anymore. I've been around long enough and seen enough things to know that the only things that make me squirm are pain, torture, sometimes blood and always spiders.

But recently I came across a website that made me laugh and squirm at the same time. It isn't a site with those viral images or funny stories or videos, oh no... this site takes itself very seriously. The site is cleanishappy.com and it became very apparent VERY quickly that a LOT of money has been spent on building this website to create something lively and 'interactive' for their potential customers. Although, I am not sure that 'interactive' is really what I would be looking for if I was shopping for a new toilet seat, I mean I'm not George Michael or anything...

I mean really, I was eating toast with vegimite when I came across this site. Where are the warnings people? Where are my warnings? The warnings that say "Creepy middle aged people talking about squirty toilet seats ahead - stop eating and put your food down NOW!".

Would listening to someone tell you about 'how good a toilet seat that squirts water at your butt feels first thing in the morning' put you off your food? Would listening to a middle aged man list the benefits of the toilet seat with a creepy grin on his face make you a little nervous?

I mean, my toast was INSIDE MY MOUTH and I hear the words, "We're here to introduce you to a new way to be cleaner and happier every day of your life - its called the 'washlet' and it makes personal hygene better in every way!"... And here I was wondering if when they said 'personal hygene' they were also referring to brushing your teeth. I hope not.

Honestly, it's worth a look and a laugh... especially when you play the game in your head of "match the persons butt to their face", and turn out to be totally wrong. Would make for another interesting yet useless website I guess.

P.S. Spot the girl with the pinstriping and tell me that her eyebrow raise when you mouse over her face isn't a whole new kind of creepy.