Unlike most people that receive spam in their email inboxes, most of mine is no longer about pornographic websites, dodgy pyramid marketing schemes or even fake cheap viagra pills which don't work by the way. Surprisingly the vast majority of the spam in my inbox comes from an unlikely source - Christians.

I kid you not. The vast majority of spam emails come from random pastors, churches and christian marketing networks in the USA, none of which I remember signing up for, and it sickens me. I remember signing up for a youth pastors mailing list years ago when I was actually a youth pastor -which then stopped mailing out, but since then my address has obviously been passed around to a whole variety of Christian capitalists, hoping to guilt me into a hefty donation for some pastors new slush fund, or to invest in the latest 'uplifting' set of hymns on sale, or more worryingly, urging me to get up and protest with the American right wing about some law that doesn't effect me one iota. In fact, I should protest according to this site because it will affect my right to hate and discriminate against another person. Thank you Christian America for being the moral compass of us all.

Seriously. The latest crap I have been receiving has been from an American right wing groups called "Christian Response" and "RightMarch.com". If I lived in the USA I might consider legal action against them about the constant unsolicited spam, but I am pretty sure some Christian redneck would shoot me for it, because, you know... thats what Redneck Christians do. Shoot pro-abortionists, gays and people telling them to be reasonable. Because last time I read the bible, that was exactly the same thing Jesus did, although he had way madder ninja skills.

Their latest rants have been about complaining about giving equal rights to homosexuals in the USA, and providing them special protection against 'hate crimes', because as an American, my right to hate and discriminate other minorities should be protected by law right? Jesus said "You should love your neighbor - except if they are gay or lesbian, a democrat or pro-abortionist, an atheist or a Muslim - other than that, love pretty much everyone." I guess it is ok for right wing Christians to become Xenophobic, insecure and hateful...

They go on to protest an upcoming bill that provides amnesty to the thousands of illegal immigrants already living inside the USA in abject poverty. To be honest, I don't know the ins and outs of American policy regarding the illigal immigrants in the USA, but they seem intent on stemming the 'tide' of illegal immigrants attempting to invade and destroy the American way of life.

Finally, they rant against the "propaganda" that is global warming. Oh, the world isn't heating up? I'm pretty sure that the uneducated redneck masses would know better than the worlds scientific community right Cleitus?. I believe that the world is heating up, but at the moment there are far more pressing ecological and humanitarian issues that need adressing first, like pollution and overfishing and disease in Africa. But I'm pretty sure that the Right Wing Christians are more intent on saving their economic interests and investments in their industry than diverting attention away from global warming to other humanitarian issues.
Rightmarch, please stay away from the keyboard if you have been drinking.

I mean seriously. Once again it seems that the right wing fanatical Christians are more interested in protecting their own rights, economic interests and status in the USA rather than putting others first the way Jesus instructed, and they are set on using the same types of scare tactics that the Bush (and Howard) administrations used in convincing us to go to war with Iraq... oh wait - you still believe that stuff huh? And you have a video telling us all that George W was right about Iraq and its weapons of mass destruction?

Oh, not quite. You just said he was right, but forgot to mention all the bits where he wasn't actually right, and was in fact proven to be quite wrong. I'm guessing you didn't mention that the administration mislead the public and lied about 'weapons of mass destruction', but hey it's just a case of "the end justifies the means" right? I have no doubt that Sadaam was bad for Iraq, the same way that Mugabe is bad for Zimbabwe. Oh wait? Do the right wing Americans even know who Mugabe is, and where Zimbabwe is? Of course not, Zimbabwe doesn't produce nearly enough oil to be included in an American atlas.

I guess what I am trying to say in a nutshell is to keep your naive right wing fundamentalist uninformed misleading twaddle to yourselves and to stop emailing me, because the more you complain and protest, the more I want terrorists to win less I like you...