Here is one for discussion. Im after a little guidance on my social etiquette skills. Normally I am the 'pedpenitusoralia' type of guy (foot-in-mouth), I shoot first and ask questions later because I'm a cowboy of sorts. Not the brokeback type of cowboy though, and if you say otherwise again I will bash you with my handbag which -I assure you- is loaded to the hilt with very heavy and unforgiving lipsticks. I'm kind of a loose cannon, so fear me... cause I speak first and think later.

So here is the issue. I walk past a girl in the library at university, and think to myself "Whoa Nelly - she is wearing her pants a little high for comforts sake - I mean she is really wearing them". Then unfortunately after laughing in my head about it, about eight seconds later I realised that I actually know that girl wearing what could only be described as "altitude pants". Every other time I have seen this person, her fashion was always what I would label as refined and rather sophisticated, if a little understated, but this day... well... "altitudinous".

Is it ok to perhaps inform her that her pants from last week were a little too 'altitudinous' for normal 'out of the house attire'? Or should I let it slide and not make any mention about her climbing abdomen pants at all?

Here's another one... should I write about it on LOS or show some decorum and just pretend like the whole thing never happened? And should I keep her nameless on LOS, or do what one Steven West suggested, and refer to her by her name and title at university? In fact, Steve wanted me to list her name and phone number so everyone could send her fashion advice in text messages.

Yeah, I don't think I should name her either. BAD STEVE!