I just got bitch-slapped by a six year old girl-child. Which made me laugh, because that kind of thing just doesn't happen every day. The girl-child in question happens to be my little sister, whom I have taken under my wing to train up in the ways of the 'tough girl', and she seems to be progressing well.

It all happened from when she saw me in the kitchen while I was at the sink, and she ran up behind me, threw her arms around my waist - and knocked a bunch of cups and plates into the sink. She heard the noise, and fear and embarressment was etched across her face.

So to make her feel better, I said "High Five - for being an unco!", although to be honest, I didn't add the 'for being an unco' until the last second, so that she really didn't know what she was giving me the high five for. Basically, I totally used her naivety against her. She just admitted -through the use of a high five- that she was an unco.

Our hands slapped.... and once she realised what I had said, she just stared at me and said;

"Come here"
"Give me your head"
So I bent down, thinking she wanted to give me another hug or something, and brought my face down to her face level... and then...

*SLAP*

She used my OWN innocence and naivety against me! She really is a little sibbling close to my own heart, and with continued training will be a wonderfully witty menace to society.