for Krystal, the Paris tragic...

We're going to the big house... (going to the big house)
I'm not scared! (I'm not scared)
Got my big overalls... (my big overalls)
And my own special cell... (I'm special needs!!)

Ok, so we are not so much 'moving' Paris as making sure she serves out her time in the big house in a 'special needs' unit, a separated section for corrupt police, members of government and important public figures. I wonder what Paris thinks of being referred to as a 'special needs' inmate.

Oh, and her jail sentence was cut by half because of good behaviour. It makes me wonder, what does good behaviour look like? Apparently it looks like expensive shopping trips with mummy, lots of riding around on a pushbike and generally trying to look remorsefull, oh, and the occasional driving around again just DAYS after being given a jail sentence for the whole suspended licence thing. If that is good, I'm a saint!

And speaking of sainthood, christendom and all things worth saving... a petition has been set up, a call to action for 14yo teenage boys and girls everywhere, to sign the petition to Big Arnie, asking for a governors pardon to set Paris free! Part of the petition letter states "She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives". Um, what? Did you just say I live a mundane boring existence? I'm sorry, but I call that biting the hand that feeds you... I'm a little hurt Team Paris... my vote is swinging...

...to the Jail Paris Hilton petition. Yes, it is true that a rival petition exists, set up to demand that Paris serves her jail time, at the risk of bringing celebrities everywhere to the realisation that they too are under the law.

And for the record, I included the current count of each of the Save Paris / Jail Paris petitions below. Pretty much for every 3 people that want to save Paris, 8 want her locked away, and a further 3 just want her gone forever.

Enjoy voting.