So here it is... the (unofficial) Macquarie University Challenge. This may sound like pure boasting, but I assure you that is not the case, those that know me know my absolute humility is utterly amazing in every possible way. However truth be told, it would not be too much to say that I am quite a legendary figure around the Mac Uni campus, so much so that an image was erected in my honour. They were initially planning on putting my face on a yellow golden calf in the main courtyard and dancing around that, but I felt that may have been a little over the top - perhaps if they were going to use white gold I would have consented, but yellow gold just doesn't suit me.

Being such a benevolent, humble and wise figure, I have decided to share some of my glory with those around me - to light up your otherwise "mundane" lives, in Paris Hilton speak. So here is the challenge, open to absolutely anybody.

STEP ONE:
Make your way into the Student Enquries office at Macquarie University, and turn left immediately. Find the picture on the wall that shows me studying hard in a lecture like the year is 1999 and backstreet boys were "back" the first time. Perhaps gaze at the image a while, and adore me and think about Nick Carter.

STEP TWO:
Use your camera phone (or other optical imaging device), to take a picture that shows you standing in front of my image. Standing, kneeling, laughing, pointing, filling out a form. Heck, I really don't mind. I don't mind if it isnt even the real student enquries building at uni. Surprise me. You and my image. You will benefit from the experience I am sure.

STEP THREE:
Send the photos to me at will [at] lifeofsuch.com, and I will post them online here. Winner gets* a copy of my upcoming book**.

So get snapping!!!!

*By gets, I mean buy.
**Book not actually written yet.