I have had this pic rolling around on my computer for a couple of months now, and finally decided that it was worth letting the world see just what Glovers diet consists of. Pieces of meat that are pretty much larger than his head, and in some cases larger than his body. The pieces larger than his body are regulary taken home in doggy-bags for breakfast the next day. This photo reminds me of one funny evening with the boys, talking boy talk, getting our nails done and consuming copious quantities of meat and alcohol. Except for me. I believe I am referred to as a "feather weight" when I drink. So I don't drink much or I end up asleep in some random persons armchair. But back to glover.

Basically, Glover is an old school carnivore. For those of you unsure of what a carnivore is, it is a creature that eats meat. A herbivore is something that eats plants. Omnivores eat both plants and live animals meat. You can see a scale here, Plants / Plants & Meat / Meat.

Think of a herbivore as a hippy who doesn't want to eat anything that might feel a little upset that it is being eaten by something else. Hippies don't like to shower either in case the water gets offended.

An omnivore is pretty much the rest of the human population, we take showers and drive cars and eat pretty much whatever happens to cross our paths, be it animal or vegetable. We are the mid way people.

Think of Glover the carnivore as a meat eating dinosaur dressed in a velvet dinner jacket with good manners. Honestly, that is the most sincere way of describing this man, for reasons that I will go into over the next few days. For example, we went out to dinner, and he ordered a mains meal as his entree. A massive massive burger, and he downs it like it is a little French bread roll. And then moves on to MORE meat. Seriously. Dinosaur.

Anyways, I was searching over my site, and realised that for some reason a few stories about Glover aren't appearing on my site. Either they were deleted, I never wrote them, or I just cannot find them. Either way, expect a few funny stories from Andrew 'Good times' Glover stories to feature on LOS this week.