A few posts ago, I mentioned my brother Sam and his mirror stealing ways. Apparently he took offence to that, and rather than walk the 4 whole feet to my room to tell me, he tried to take a page from my book, and burn me on my myspace for the world to see.

Only, it turned into more a brief slanging match, that he realised he couldn't win. I thought I would include that little exchange of words on life of such, seeing as that it is a slow news day today, and I'm very vindictive.

The original post can be read here.

Sams response:
You took considerable time to reach conclusion in that deductive argument of yours, could have said. 1. Mirror is missing 2. mirror found in Sam’s room 3. therefore Sam has stolen the mirror. Quite a dainty shaving mirror may I add. Ill also add that it does take time to shave, wash hair and brush thy teeth in a shower. Around 15 to 20 min. As for thieving, those without sin cast the first stone. I would like my cologne back metro boy.. and the small matter of my play station 2 and games, that mysteriously vanished from my room, and found themselves into your room..... (ghost). As for vanity, I shall not even bother to argue, I think most people can see who is more vain.

My response:
Sure, I could have said that:
a) Mirror is missing
b) Mirror in Sams underpants drawer.

... but that is hardly the whole truth now is it?

The fact is, you have 3 massive mirrors, and yet still repeatedly steal the tiny shaving mirror. REPEATEDLY.

And for what might I ask? What do you do with it in your room, hidden away in the nether-regions of your underpants drawer?

Oh, and there is the matter of your showers. Yes. It takes a normal person 15-20 mins to wash their hair / brush teeth / shave in the shower. Hate to say it chump, your showers are closer to 40 mins. On average 35 mins. So what do you do with the extra 15 mins?

Oh, and you can't possibly shave in the shower... the mirror is always in your underpants drawer... so thats just washing your hair (which from the smell of it isn't all that regularly) and brushing your teeth...

As for your playstation 2, I borrowed it, and told you about it... and it was YOU who brought the games (See GAMES - PLURAL) into my room today and told me that I should fix your controller.

And if you actually READ my post, you would have seen that I actually said I was by far the most vain one...

I seem to remember another recent conversation whereby I told you to learn to pay attention to the details.

Or learn to read... either or.

*snap*

Sams response:
Your right, its not steeling if you know about it, You know its in my draw.. so its not stolen, only missplaced.. lol as for taking it to the shower, I do but I guess your never their to watch me linger towards the shower.. three, I have not had a shower longer than 20 min in quite some time. so unless you care to actually sit outside the shower and time me, you have no real proof that I am taking a shower that is that long. four, if I leave the mirror in the shower as I have done before, it seemingly finds its way into the downstairs shower... which you use may I add.

Now, at this point, I must point out that my reply to his myspace was somehow deleted. I don't know if it was a myspace issue, or something more sinister, but for the benefit of everyone, I shall repost.

My reply:
Sam.

1) You need to learn to use the English language better. You do not linger to something, rather you linger around something. Like that smell of unwashed clothing that lingered around your person in my car last night.

2) I don't have to sit outside the shower to see how long you are showering. Why? My room is underneath the shower, not only can I hear when the shower is running, I also have a clock on my computer, that I use to tell the time. Time is a concept you seem to have trouble with.

3) Learn to use points properly. You cant just start rambling at points beginning with 'number three'. Normal people start at 'number one'. You should try it.

4) Of course the mirror finds its way back into the downstairs shower. Note the term BACK. That is its point of origin, from where it started, and where it belongs.

5) You may add that I use the downstairs shower. Redundant point.

I'll keep you all up to date with future conversations. Because I'm a little brat apparently.