It's true. That chilli paste is evil to the core. Hell will be a giant pit of Habanero chilli, that burns your mouth and skin, and when you wipe your face the burning gets into your eyes.

It has its uses though... especially when combined with, oh lets say, one handed golf, a few beers and the complete lack of female supervision. Thats when the chilli starts to come into its own...

Guys do stupid things when their women leave them alone. One of those stupid things happened to be playing pranks on unsuspecting hot chilli victims. Like Spenny.

He had not one, but TWO teaspoons of habanero 'Kill me now' paste... and realised his mistake pretty quickly.

The funny thing came a day later, when i received this message from the victim: "Yeah, you were right... it burned on the way out too. And it STANK! I think everyone at work could smell it."

Good times...