Ok, so originally this post was called 'the after sex towel' before it was deleted by my ghey server, but I figured if the site can change, so can the title of the post.

For those that DON'T remember the original post, it involved 3 men-childs, set free on the world... There was much beer, much one handed golfing at the driving range, much hot chilli in Spenny's mouth, much laughing on our part, and much man fun.

As it turned to evening, our thoughts - as boys are like to do - turned to food. Spenny cooked up some special homemade hamburgers, which were immaculate. For those that want the hamburger secrets, I have to inform you all that I am legally bound to maintain the secrecy of the ingredients, but I can tell you the secret patented squishing method for creating the meat patties.

Method : Mash meat and secret ingredients together with your hands. Like, really mash it together. Then wipe hand on hand towel, and sip beer. Mash meat / wipe hand / drink beer. Using your hands, roll meat into little patties, and press down into hot fry pan. Clean hands again on towel, and return to drinking beer. Repeat as needed.

Now, for those with bad numeracy skills, there are three main parts to this skill, mashing meat, cleaning your hands, and then drinking beer.

Now how would you feel if you looked after dinner, at the towel that was being used to wipe your hands clean... and you saw the phrase "After Sex Towel" printed on it. That aint no hand towel... that thing is used to clean up.... after... sex.

Ewww. That towel, that is used to clean things, was wiped on hands that mashed our handburger patties.

Jeepers J. You might as well have wiped our hamburgers on your WAHEY!!!

Speaking more of after sex towels... I have an interesting story to tell you all about that... but that will be revealed over the next few days....