An actual conversation...

"I think she's almost finished her degree and working full time at an Urologists surgery as a receptionist or something while she finishes off uni part time. Its kinda funny that she spends all day talking to men about their penises"

"Haha... the best job in the world!"

"Heh, yeah. I hear some pretty awesome stories. The funniest thing was that when she applied for it she thought it was a job at 'a Neurologists', not at "an Urologists", and was awfully confused/disturbed when men were calling up complaining of... what men complain about to an Urologist.

"Haha... that’s hilarious!"

"She'll be have someone abusing her and she's like "oh wait.. You’re calling me BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET AN ERRECTION! HAHAHHA! Goodbye."

Got me thinking... what things have I thought I heard, that turned out to be something else... I mean, once my Dad told me to call my uncle a 'Git'... I translated that to mean 'SupercalafragalisticexpealaSTUPID'. I ended up in the pool fully clothed....