No matter how bad life gets, no matter how much it feels like you are being stretched, no matter how much the ride hurts... just be thankful you are not an 85kg marshmellow shaped 13yo on a faulty show ride with an uncaring stepmother.

Turn the sound up, and laugh.

Poor kid thought he was about to die. Isn't very funny is it? Huh? Laughing at someone else's misery? Shame on you. Whoever posts stuff like this on websites should be punished. Punished with a whole box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts...