So, most of you know my brother Sam. According to our boss, he likes to 'strut' his stuff when he walks. So the following story might be... amusing perhaps?

To aid in the telling of the story, I have accurately recreated the sequence of events using a stick drawing. Partially because my mobile phone is broken, and I didn't think fast enough to get the camera, but mostly because I wanted to. And because I wanted to, thats good enough. If you don't like it, go kiss my assignment (that I really should be doing).

Now, I didn't actually see the event, but I heard it, and saw the aftermath, and I was laughing so freaking hard that I had trouble aiming when I was peeing.

Sam fell down the stairs. Yeap. He was carrying a bowl of rice, and a scorching hot cup of coffee down the stairs. Then he trod on an item of clothing that was on the stairway (which conveniently double as our family laundry chute), slipped, and bounced down the stairs on his ass.

Not only did he break the plate, and spill rice, tuna and coffee everywhere, he also managed to burn his arm with the very same coffee. I know what you're thinking... 'talent' right? It gets better.

Sam has a responibility issue. He doesn't like to take responsibility for himself. It is ALWAYS someone elses fault. Sam uses all the hot water? Dads fault for not getting a big enough water-heater. Leaves a mess in the living room in front of the TV? Friends fault for calling him. Stalls the car on Pennant Hills road? Cars fault. Runs the red light in Hornsby... IN FRONT OF A POLICE CAR? Mum and Dads fault for not making him get new glasses. Seeing a pattern here? Yes. I think we have come to a place of understanding.

So he falls down the stairs? His sisters fault for leaving their clothes there. He sits there swearing and carrying on in front of the family (including little sisters) saying... "It's not MY fault I fell... Its Bethany's f*****g fault for leaving her s*** clothes everywhere!!"

I'm like "Dude... you have eyes".

THEN he refused to clean up the mess! And tried to force my little 8 year old sister to clean up for him, but making her feel guilty about her tshirt or pants being on the stairs!

HA!

I am Will, and this is the story of my brother Sam, and his stairways adventures.