You want more clean humour on life of such? Sure. You got it. This time it involves showers. It also involves young children and the word 'noodle'. Read on if you dare.

My younger cousin was staying over a few weeks ago, and got to hang out and play with my sisters (they are all between 6-8 years old). During the course of the night, as you do, Mum decided they all needed to have a shower. Now, in the past, they have all showered together, wasting all the hot water while they played with dinosaurs and plastic animals in the bottom of the shower for hours on end.

But now Mum decided that they were starting to get a little old for boy & girl showers.

Mum - "I think you are getting a bit old to have showers together now..."

6yo sister - *Rolls eyes* "It's ok Mum... I've already seen his noodle before!"

8yo boy cousin - "Yeah, and I've seen HER noodle before too!"

Umm. Cousin. I think its time for you to know something...

ps. In other news, I've been at mens conference this weekend. Hence the Moustache on the little dude. Being Movember and all, and because my plan to grow a Mo' was vetoed by Lou. Possibly for the best.

pss. Mo doubles nicely as hairpiece on chick.