I was at a dinner / trivia night a while back with friends, and we were discussing those things that really get our goat so to speak. Not a literal goat... no one there owns a goat, the most goat-like pet anyone owned was a sheep, and that was mine. Except it was stolen by a butcher in Berowra. bastardo!

Anyways, it's strange, but we began talking about solitaire... and you know what? Winning at Solitaire isn't as satisfying as it should be. Why? The cards bounce off around the screen, but never quite make it to that top left section of the screen... so, you like, accidentally move your mouse accross the screen and realise that it makes the cards jump a little faster and further...

"AHA!!" You think to yourself. "If I move the mouse around really really fast and randomly I might just be able to make the cards jump to the top corner!!!"

But alas, no. The green corner still remains. Solitaire. Microsoft. 123solitaire.com. Please stop mocking us, and making us move our stupid mouses around to bounce recalcitrant cards around the screen.

stop mocking us!!