So it has been an interesting weekend. My site was listed on cssmania.com, and so saw a humble increase of say, 2000+ odd people to my site, which is great. Not so great for my bandwidth usage, but every rose has it's thorns I say.

Anyways, to business. A few weeks ago, I opened a letter addressed to me, with this lovely photograph inside. It's a picture of my brother-in-law. There are three things I noticed about this photograph. The first, is that he had stuck a little strip of paper over his man-child beard.... (which I then removed and stuck over his eyes, so as not to humiliate him). The second, is that he is wearing a really daggy Simpsons tshirt. The third and final thing is that he is holding two fish.

Somehow, Brendan believes that holding two fish automatically means that he caught two fish. Which simply isn't true. A quick read back over this would tell you that last time he said he caught two fish (mullet - any fish named after the native haircut of a hick / bogan just ISN'T a real fish) in 4 hours of fishing, was when he caught nothing, and had to steal 2 little pan sized mullet off an old Chinese man to save face with the rest of us!

So. Here's the challenge. Email me (will 'at' lifeofsuch.com) some photo's of you holding two of anything, and we shall begin the reply.

P.S. Im kicking myself, because I came up with another joke that I should have used at the wedding... sure I used "If you don't get anything tonight with your *rod* you never will!!", but I should have also used "I'm sure its neither the first, nor the last time She'll hear the phrase 'Honey, I promise it was THIS BIG!'.

Ahh well. Remember the challenge, send photo's of you holding two of anything (even one of anything if it's interesting) and we'll have our little internet right of reply!!

Will Out.