DO NOT giggle when I walk past in the corridor. Do not smile and giggle. Do not jump out of the entrance way to the girls toilet, yell out that your friend thinks im cute, and jump back inside the safety of the girls toilet and start giggling. In short, any activity that involves girls giggling should be banned.

Do not wolf whistle from the back of the classroom when I bend over to pick up the chalk off the desk. Even if I do 'Bend and snap' like a pro, keep your whistles to yourself.

Do not follow me around the shopping centre saying "Mr Dance Mr Dance". Remember, when the tables turn, and you are in my class, you will be getting well acquainted with the wall in the corridor.

Do not flirt, flutter your eyes, smile sweetly and *introduce* yourself as if I am actually even CLOSE to your age. What an embarressing moment it is when you realise Im your teacher. Embarressing for YOU that is.