I was in the staffroom this morning, getting some lessons ready for the day, when one of the other staff members walked in, said Hi and walked out. Now that is FINE under normal circumstances. But this was a little abnormal...

As she walked out, I thought "Gee, the colours in her dress dont match... the tan colour over her backside doesnt work with the longer black part." The unfortunate abnormality was that the tan part over her butt, actually WAS her bottom... Her skirt (made from a slippery sheer material) had managed to work its way down to her thighs, exposing her 50 year old backside in all its glory. Did I mention she had absolutely no idea, and was walking up and down the corridors??

No? Well she had no idea. And I couldn't think of a way to bring it up, and no one else was around to save me... so I did what ever self respecting male would do.

Hid behind the bookcase for the next 5 minutes laughing.