I've had a few interesting conversations with my girlfriend (Lou) lately. Very interesting. And disturbing. The kind that make you sit back, stare them straight in the eye, and ask yourself, whaaat? Why am I with you again? Are you feeling Ok sweety??

Included are two conversations for your enjoyment.

Conversation one...

Me - "Do you know what? If I was any cartoon character, I think I'd be Peter Griffen... yeah... I see some similarities there."

Lou - "Peter Griffen...nooo dont liken yourself to him"

Me - "But I like him"

Lou - "I like Lichens... you know those little fruit things. Yeah - Them"

Me - ".............What??"

At this point I would like to point out two things. Firstly, what kind of jump in conversation is THAT? And secondly, they are Lichies, not lichens.

Conversation two...

Im not sure how the subject of camels and their humps came up, but all of a sudden Lou starts singing this song to the tune of 'Dry bones dry bones' (You know.... the shin bones connected to the - knee bone)

Introducing Lou's song.

Alice the camel had, no humps.
Alice the camel had, no humps.
Alice the camel had, no humps.
CAUSE ALICE WAS A HORSE!!

Methinks someone needs to cut back on the energy drinks.