Continuing the theme of 'strange religious things' from the past few weeks, I thought I would include these cute, and strangely disturbing Jesus ornaments. Jesus 'playing sports' with kids. Sure, a nice thought having Jesus helping you ride a bike I guess for a pure minded child. Cause Jesus can do totally kick-ass backflips and supermans off bike jumps. BUT when I look at them, my twisted mind sees something else.

Jesus watching two kids fight? Wouldnt he totally break it up, and bust on those kids?? Perhaps not...

Timmy - "Janet, stop hitting me!! Your mean"

Janet - "I'll stop hitting when you give my diary back... Timmy GIVE IT BACK.... or I'll tell MUM"

Jesus - "Timmy, are you gonna take that?? You dont want to lose to a girl do you?? Come one Timmy, Kick her ass!"

And then this?

Rebecca - "Jesus, when will I get famous? When Jesus??"

Jane - "Jesus, Can't I go and play with my friends now??"

Jesus - "BOTH YOU KIDS BETTER SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. YOU WON'T BE GOING ANYWHERE UNTILL YOU LEARN HOW TO STEP-KICK-STEP-SLIDE AND TWIRL LIKE THAT GIRL WHO BEAT YOU LAST TIME. IM NOT SPENDING $50 PER LESSON TO HAVE YOU BEATEN BY THAT HUSSY. AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT CHRISTMAS PRESENTS IF YOU LOSE ANOTHER CONTEST! TOTALLY FORGET ABOUT THEM..."

Jesus is totally like the pushy sports parents.

Lastly, I must say a big thanks to Sharna for finding these pics. I cant remember where they are from, but If you can find them again Sharna, feel free to post a little link on the side of the page.