I have had an interesting couple of days... quotewise anyway.

From my little 5 year old sister...
"I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NOODLE".

At the staff meeting...
BOSS "HEY.... This is my story"
KID "Sorry... Toni catching cheese is better."

At Uni, we have this nerd in the class. His name is Ben. We call him Leeroy Jenkins because he is such a non-thinking nerd.
Ben - "There isnt enough passion in that letter..."
Kristine - "BEN WANTS PASSION"
ME - "Well, I thought that was pretty obvious..."

Will out.