Just to fill some people in that might turn up here after trying to view my-myspace (does that even work?), I made a redirect to this site. Because myspace is the absolute ugliest website layout I have ever seen in my life. Its like they got some lovely blind children to to paint a picture, but they had their hands tied behind their backs and were forced to paint with their mouths. Its really bad, like the uncle in the family that has that seedy combover, 80's moustache, and who wears his pants unreasonably high... and who sneezes excessively loud... and who likes to do the arm touching and caressing... ahem.

Anyways, today at school was pretty crazy. Sure, no sexual harassment this time, no booty shaking, but plenty of looks and attempted pick up lines from the students. Pff. Amateurs.

The highlight came in the afternoon when I was marking some year 11 essay papers on a dead guy called 'Lindow man'. For the record (and the 50% of people that visit this site NOT knowing who he was - {I make up the other 50% of visitors}), Lindow man is a 2000 year old preserved sacrficial victim. He was garotted (strangled) had his blood drained through a hole in his neck, had his neck snapped, had his stomach cut open, had his head smashed in, and was drowned in a bog for good measure. It is because of the bog that we have his body today...

I'll stop talking, and simply quote a line from this essay.

"While examining Lindow mans stomach they also discovered that he (Lindow man) had round worms, however other than an itching bottom Lindow was in not too badder shape minusing his death injuries".

Yeah. Lindow was drowned, stabbed, strangled, had his neck snapped, his blood drained and his head smashed in... but besides an itchy bottom, he was in perfect health.

I can almost imaging a bloodied mashed up corpse scratching his "itchy bottom".

Public Education... its time to give it more.