Scene : Dad rumbling Gabrielle (my little 5 year old sister)

Gabby - Squealing with delight, squirming and trying to get away...

Dad - AHHH!!! Im going to eat you up... What a lovely tasting leg!! Yummm *munch munch*

Gabby - Noooo!!!

Me - I'll bring the tomato sauce!

Gabby - More squealing and giggling

Dad - I think im going to eat this nice juicy left leg!!! *Dad proceeds to munch away on left leg*

Gabby - DAD!!! YOUR EATING MY LEG WHERE MY RASH IS!!

Dad - *Starts coughing and spitting*

Will - *Walks away laughing his ass off*