Ok. So I know what you are all thinking after reading the title of this post. But its not exactly what your dirty minds are thinking. Not quite at least.

I 'playing kicks' using a little footy with some kids at vacation care... basically, in realistic terms that means that I would kick the ball as high as I possibly could, and watch as the kids ran around with their heads looking directly into the sun, burning their precious retinas and knocking heads with one another. All I will say is that carers need their entertainment too.

Anyways, I actually looked at the ball... and had to do a double take. It looked like the company (mitre 10) had put an image of one massive sperm on the ball. I was a bit horrified. Obviously not horrified enough not to write about it... but definately horrified enough to wash my hands after playing with the kids. Gross. Anyways, I give you the 'sperm ball'.