Take one class of year eleven students in an all girls school. (all seated, waiting for the lesson to start). Add one late plump student, who trudges into class, and in an attempt to go unnoticed, squeezes herself between the glass cabinet, and a line of seated students.

Add 29 curious glances, and mix with the sound of rattling glass, as the girl and lasts weeks pizza's come into contact with the cabinet... slowing the girl between the cabinet and the now helpless other students.

Then sprinkle this mix with a classful of muffled giggles, and the teachers dissaproval. Knead in the sound of a large rocking cupboard, tilting back and forth, thumping the ground each time it lands.

Gently stir in one schoolbag, that flings side to side, hitting other students in the head as its owner tries to move past the cupboard, and finally, garnish with the gentle wheeze of a fat kid, wedged between her classmates seats, and the glass cupboard... looking like a fat cheese wedge.