I HATE SPIDERS. I really do. Hate them. I would be perfectly happy if all the evil deadly varieties of spiders the world over were slowly eradicated by being BBQ'ed slowly over a revolving spit. And while we are at it, get rid of the great white sharks, tiger sharks, makos, and bull sharks. Then I'd feel a little more comfortable in this world.

Speaking of roasting Spiders, I have a little post that I've been meaining to share with you all for some time. (Here it comes Josh). See that pic? The one with the big red spider with its arms up? What would you say if at a BBQ at Josh's place, I hear something drop and a bit of a yell from outside... What if I tell you that the spider was originally gray? Well its all true. One BBQ afternoon, Josh had a big huntsman spider run at him, and around the BBQ.

Now don't get me wrong. I Looove nature as much as the next kangaroo eating guy, but spiders... well they dont share the same sanctity as tigers and snakes. At least with tigers and snakes, you see it, and someone can yell "LOOK OUT, ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US"... but with spiders?... nothing.

So what did me and Josh do? We continually attempted to set fire to the spider with an aerosole can and a big lighter. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. Lets just say that the *best* way to do it is to spray the spider with Aerosole so its really wet... then introduce the flame. Burning spiders make funny noises. And end up red.