You know I'm paranoid of sharks right...? Right? So I've thought out a plan of what I would do if sharks took over the world.

Firstly, Id be REALLY polite to them, offer to make them sandwiches made out of little pieces of people that I didn't really like, not their heads and guts, just their fingers and toes. This would keep the sharks full enough not to eat me, but hungry enough to keep me around as a useful servant to get food for them. This would also teach all those people I dont like a painful, but not necessarily fatal lesson.

Then, once the sharks trusted me, I would invite them all to a giant competition of 'pin the tail on the donkey'. The sharks might not know what a donkey is, but their competetive nature will compell them to play anyway. Then, while all the sharks are blindfolded and holding donkey tails, I would run up a mountain and hide behind a rock... because the sharks couldnt see me because they have their blindfolds on.

And then when Im a safe distance away, I would peer out from behind my rock and look at all the sharks, walking around bumping into eachother blindfolded and accidentally stabbing each other with their donkey tail pins. Yeah. Thats what I'd do. And if they didnt stab eachother to death, I would go back down the mountain and shoot them with my machine gun arms.

The End.