Roses VS Potatos

GO POTATOSOk, so most of you that have not been living under a rock realise that it was valentines day last week. Most of the female species have been aware that valentines day was approaching for over a month or so know... Guys prolly only noticed around 10pm on the 14th of feb when their girl started getting REALLY moody for no reason. So why roses? They have thorns that draw blood, don't smell all that great, and cost you an absolute fortune this time of year. And they only last a couple of weeks at the most... and thats IF you leave them in water!

They only reall exist to be pretty... and that is like telling your special someone that "You hurt me both financially and physically, and my love for you is fleeting, and based exclusively on your appearance."

But Give me a humble potato...

Those things last forever... infact, not only do they seem to not fade and wilt after a week or two, they actually begine to GROW stuff, even if you just leave them alone sitting in a bag or cupboard! That alone makes the potato an awesome symbol of valentines day!

But there is totally WAY MORE...

You can enjoy the delights of the humble potato in so many different ways! Mashed, fried, baked or boiled! You can even make a battery using a Potato!! Thats like saying "I have many ways in which I show my love for you!"

And while the humble Potatos may look look plain, old, or ugly, or just plain old ugly they are still totally awesome. And thats like saying "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you..."