Sure, the words 'pleased to meat you' are corny. Especially in relation to flesh. But in all seriousness they were painted on the glass of my local butcher... and as this is a meat/cow/butcher related post... anyhoo.

As you are aware, I went south for the summer holidays, to Jervis Bay. The biggest local town was Nowra... where everyone is fat, a bogan, or a fat bogan. The shops are bogan, and only sell fat clothes, the food stores are full of fat bogan food on shelves, and even the animals are overweight and sport massive mullets.

To add to it all, in the middle of the shopping complex, we saw this.

CAN YOU see the wierdness in this photo? Im not talking about the heads of Josh and Fi in the foreground... but I AM talking about heads... look closely. At the sign. Closely... You are getting sleepy... you are floating... not only are you floating... you are seeing floating cow heads.

ABSOLUTELY NEVER buy meat from a store that has a floating cows head on the sign. A floating cows head is the universal sign for "I got stoned and may have butchered the family dog - for $5.99 a kilo". Seriously... only in Nowra... and possibly Texas.