Have you ever walked in on your parents... you know... *doing it*? Did it scar you? For life? Did you run downstairs and hide in a pile of clothes for 30 mins like I did? Do you take a deep breath before entering their room, even if you know that no-one is home?

Well how about THIS one... My girlfriend (weisa) walked in on her elderly grandfather on the toilet today. I asked her if she saw his 'wrinkly bits'.

Henceforth, the act of walking in on an older person in the bathroom show be known as a 'wrinkle tinkle'.

NOTE: This is the same grandfather who leaves his false teeth in the bathroom. I go to wash my hands... and oh lordy, just a set of chompers sitting in the bottom of the basin next to the drain. Apparently they were there for some time too... about 3 days. He just 'forgot' where he left them.





I have a questions. How and what did he eat in those 3 days? Milk and soup? Perhaps he survived by licking the slime that grows in the shower? Hey... Lisa simpson can do it...






And another thing... have you noticed something about those pics? Does the extreme soap collection seem a little excessive to you? Yes? Da? Hai? There are 7 little second-hand anaemic soaps, and one big muscle building soap... not including the bottle of soap next to the basin. Why so many soaps? Is it to do with a hygene obsession? Or is it because older people tend to lose little soaps in crevasses and giant skin wrinkles? You decide.