This little boy-child marched up to me today at vacation care, big yellow rubber ball in his hands, looks me square in the eye...

'That girls stupid you know...'
'really? Why?'
'she doesn't know what a bechina is...'
'a what?'
'a BECHINA.... you know, a girls thing.'
'oh'
'She thinks I have bechina, and that SHE has a dick.'
*Will laughs*

Seriously though... it gets worse. I told my mum the story, and after she giggled like a drunk santa clause, she sobered up... and spoke... (unfortunately for my mind and mental well being)

'Its funny you know... they always get it wrong'
'What?'
'Its not really a Vagina'
'ooohhh..... Mum. no. I dont want to hear it again.'
'well, but its...'
'Yes mum. Its called a vulva. I know. Stop'
'Well, the part you see is called the vulva... the vagina is the inside... they should call it...'

At this point I was well and truly down the stairs with my hot cup of milo and a sandwich. Mum, I'm sure that the six year old boys are very interested in talking about the specifics of female genitalia. Wait, they are actually MORE interested in hitting each other with sticks and digging up ants just to squash them. Seriously.

EDIT >>>
I just googled the word 'bechina'. Its Jewish. Have a look. I especially like the part where it says 'Most of the Bechinah is given orally'. HAHA