Stup'd act No 452:
I am drying myself with a towel after a shower... only, im drying a little too vigourously, and accidentally punch myself in the nuts.
REALLY stup'd. Since I was a little kid, ive known that those things hurt. I know I have to be gentle with the tackle... but I still manage to cripple myself leaving me naked and reeling infront of the mirror.
Closely related to Stup'd act No 341: Pulling on shorts too quickly, squashing nuts, and rendering myself immobile.
