"Look.... You just cant go away, You cant leave over Christmas"

"Well I am."

"You are?"

"But Ive checked with the area manager, and we cant have one policy for you, and one policy for everyone else - you have to work"

"And........?"

"Your not allowed to go away"

I jump up, and rip my work uniform off revealing my black ninja outfit complete with ninja stars and katana sword and proceed to cut up his computer and desk and even his printer. I make sure I leave a ninja star wedged in the middle of next years calendar before backflipping out of the office, and riding off into the sunset with the slurpee machine...

"Well, the point is... I AM GOING AWAY and wont be here for Christmas or New Years... Thats how it is."

I think he is getting the point.