I was at work this morning.

(BTW- I was 15 mins late because I fell asleep standing up and my legs had such bad pins and needles when I woke up again that I couldnt walk and kept tumbling around the floor in my underpants like a drunk gymnast - But thats another story.)

This older gentleman was paying for his fuel, and while I was running the transaction through, he started moaning.... "Ohh...... Ahh... *clears throat.... hmmmm....."

I looked up, and asked 'Sorry?' I thought he had said something to me, I didnt realise he may have been having a pleasurable reaction to using Viagra, or to seeing me swipe that credit card in an oh so sexy way... Or both.

He apologised, and began to go into DETAIL about his stomach bug. He actually used the words 'since breakfast its really rumbling.... ohh.... ahh... there it goes again'.

The whole transaction was filled with ohhs and ahhs. It was like he was having a stomach orgasm. Eww.

Some things I dont need to know.
Others I will write about on the website.