Josh and Fi went away for the weekend, and let Lou and myself use their couch and kitchen and dvd and tv and for goodness sake EVEN their toilet! They are so generous.

As many of you are aware, I can be a little annoying, only just a little. Maybe even a lot annoying. But, as the saying goes, 'when the cats away, the pigeons will play snooker' or something like that... so snooker I did.

I took a pair of Josh's underpants, and threw them on Lou's head while she was watching TV. After teasing her for a while, I went to the kitchen, got a milkshake cup, put the undies in it, filled it with water, and put it in the freezer.

Yes. You read right. I am so retarded, that I used my OWN HANDS to pick up Josh's dirty undies, put them in a kitchen DRINKING UTENSIL, filled it with water, and froze it.

He doesnt know this yet, but when he gets home tonight there will be something more than just frozen Ice-cream awaiting him in the freezer.

For those that DONT believe me. Here are pics. Enjoy. And it might be wise to NOT leave me a key to your house, or you too may experience the delights of frozen delicates.