I had just made the trek from Liverpool towards home. I had been seriously busting to pee all day, so I made a quick stop at Thornleigh McDonalds. I walked through the newly decorated interior, into the trendy bathrooms, only to be mortified by what I saw.

There is only 1 toilet, and 3 urinals in this tiny little trendy Mens bathroom. The bathroom is tiny. The worst thing is that when you stand there peeing, you are almost touching the man next to you. This is a bad thing. You do not touch the man next to you when peeing. You do not TALK to the man next to you while peeing. You do not LOOK AT, SMILE TO or ACKNOWLEDGE THE MAN NEXT TO YOU whilst peeing. Oh, and for goodness sakes, NO GRUNTING either. It just is not right. There are rules.

Anyway. I walk into the toilet, wait for a urinal, and notice a man in the corner peeing in the urinal. Well... he looks like he has been there a while - he is in the "Pee Zone". The tiny urinal in the tiny bathroom next to him becomes available, so I walk over, unzip and start peeing. Bear in mind I have holding this king kong sized Pee for over 6 hours.

So for the next minute, I concentrate on the little mozaic tiles on the bathroom wall as if I am some kind of Archaeologist. Perhaps Indiana Jones. Except not a treasure hunter. And better looking. Perhaps.

I finish this massive Pee, and notice that there is no peeing going on next to me. I DID NOT LOOK - but there was no noise. He was just standing there. His 'Bits' out in the wind... but no pee. I walked away, washed my hands and left, and pee man is still there.

Which Brings me to my next point.

Men... get your PROSTATES examined regularly. Or You too could be that pee man locked in a tiny bathroom in McDonalds straining yourself to pee.