This morning a group builders came into the store to buy breakfast. One is a young guy with more tatoos than... err, well, lots of tattoos. And a trendy mohawk. The other guy is older, a bit rough around the edges... The other builders are just background noise.

Builder 1 (the smartass) - "Thats the Biggest watch Ive ever seen"
Me - "Its for hitting small children"
Builder 2 (Old Guy - points at smartass) - "Theres a candidate right there"
Me - "Im not talking about mental age... Im talking about REAL children"
Builder 1 (Smartass) - "Thanks for the insult"
Me - "No worries, they are free today."
(Rest of Builders Laugh at young smartass)

Im sure this will be continued...