nutcracker dreaming...
I couldnt sleep last night. I think my undies were too tight. They are fine for everyday wear and tear during the day, but are too tight for sleeping in.
Everytime I moved or rolled over or changed the positions of my leg, my bits got constricted. It was like sleeping with an Anaconda... slowly constricting and tightening, preparing for a meal.
I had a constant ache the whole night. And not Once did I think to change my underwear or take it off. Just thought you all needed to know.