Ive never seen a muesli eating sweet old lady with Talons for hands before today. These things belonged on an eagle for sure. But I guess there is a first time for everything.

Me - "Make like a clown and juggle"
Cripple - "Ive only got one hand"
Me - "Even more talented then..."
I told an old chainsmoking cripple to juggle today. This guy hardly has enough breath to walk 10 meters without choking. He is purple all the time from bad blood circulation. Hey, if you can hold a ciggarette in your stained yellow fingers and still manage to drive, then you can juggle clown. JUGGLE CLOWN! NOW! NOW!

I was told off by my boss today. He accused me of lying. If he doesnt tell me that only Coke orders come through the back roller door, then I shouldnt be expected to know. Dont go off at me. If I ask you when you told me this 'information', Or ask when the new policy was put into practise, then answer my damn question. Dont keep yelling at me in a psudeo-English-Sri Lankan mix of words I cant understand. Dont accuse me of lying about a freaking roller door policy. As if I care.
You cant even spell my freaking name. Its not like you dont have it written on files and in communication logs and on employee pay sheets.
And its only 4 letters.
WILL NOT WILLS.
(P.S. Wearing deodorant would be a good start too)