The Monday Letters.
To Whom it may concern.
There may or may not be a green ball of blu-tack in the bottom of the smart safe jamming the coin dispenser. You may not be able to get spare $10 and $20 notes for a while.
It seems that some monkey must have accidentally dropped it into the hole at the top of the machine where blu-tack shouldnt really go.
You can't see it, but trust me... its there.
Umm... I have no idea who the culprit is.
Will
P.S. The dipstick for the Smartsafe money dispenser is also broken. Once again, I dont know who did this either.